There’s some internal struggle on how i should write the name of this fucking coffee shop. So just have both.
This is based on the recent Let’s Build.
I’d really appreciate it if you guys can reblog this one instead!! But if you dont want to i mean thats fine too, i’ll just go and feel stupid in a corner then.
i want to be Griffon when i grow up
- travel size for your convenience
- does not require pokeball - can fit in your pocket
- will eat the static electricity off of your body which is useful in the winter
- got a neighbor you hate? joltik will raise their electric bill sky high for ya
- it’s 90% fuzzbutt
- it doesn’t care how big the opponent is it will defend you with its life
US army doctor returns arm to Vietnamese soldier fifty years after he took it as a souvenir.
there are so many intersecting levels of fucked up here
FAKE TV MEME:
↳ THE SIREN INITIATIVE. It has always been a sad and unfortunate superstition that women were bad luck to have aboard a ship - and, as such, there have been many women thrown over the rails and into the water. But as the water filled their lungs, they finally found fins to call their own. Ruling at sea, they drown sailors in revenge for their deaths, and aid and support the all-woman pirate crew of Captain Isobel Maulie.
Inspired by this collection of posts.
FUCKIN GIMME DAT SHIT
fuck this shit
it is entirely inconsistent with elizabeth’s character for her to drop everything (PIRATE KING thank you very much) to raise a child as a landlubber
give me elizabeth, eight months pregnant, still running the show from shipwreck cove
give me elizabeth and her six-year-old
soncabin boy kicking ass and taking names as they outrun the royal navy
give me elizabeth, instead of waiting for will, sailing out to meet him
give me elizabeth dying at sea four years and one week later and signing aboard the flying dutchman to the shock of its captain
give me elizabeth and will co-captaining the dutchman and sailing the seas beyond the edge of the world for eternity together
give me young billy (i’m forced to assume they, as pirates, are unimaginative when it comes to names) telling the story of william turner, who gave up everything for the woman he loved, and elizabeth swann, who took it back with sword and pistol
JUST IN CASE MY MURDEROUS BLOODMOUTH NATURE CAUSES ME TO EAT MY OWN CAT
I need to learn more about asexuality, aromantic people, and queerplatonic relationships. Anyone fancy a chat?
I don’t have time to have a proper chat, but feel free to message me any questions you have (I’m aro-spectrum and ace, but have never been in a qpr) and I’ll get back to you sometime before tomorrow morning :)
I’d be happy to chat, too!! Though I am going to be gone for a bit in the middle of today. Just message me, and if you’d rather then I’ll send you my skype!!