Reblogs, Reblogs Forever

i couldn’t open my vitamin water so instead i stabbed a hole in the side of it with my swiss army knife and am drinking out of that. it makes me feel like a bit of a vampire.

(i also stabbed myself in the finger and gave myself a blister. i am a goddamn pansy)

stickysheep:

soapbutts:

loreface:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

good. yes.

OH. Plant monster dingus.

Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

throughthexhole:

College more like

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That random person you met online and now is a big part of your life

blackkyurems:

Battle Chatelaines ~ Battle Maison
You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

Troll Twilight noodles with @cherrymilkshake under the cut!! Read at your own risk!!

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[11:06:27 PM] Cherry M: what there’s… five of them? …seven?
[11:06:36 PM] Mins: uh
[11:06:43 PM] Mins: seven
[11:06:53 PM] Cherry M: carlisle, esme, ed, jasper, truck, rosaline, alice…
[11:07:00 PM] Cherry M: emmet
[11:07:00 PM] Mins: truck
[11:07:03 PM] Cherry M: that’s truck
[11:07:07 PM] Mins: truck
[11:07:11 PM] Cherry M: you totally knew who i meant
[11:07:14 PM] Mins: truck
[11:07:28 PM] Mins: i’m laughing really hard
[11:07:40 PM] Cherry M: the one with the hummer
[11:07:43 PM] Mins: no i know
[11:07:47 PM] Mins: i just
[11:07:49 PM] Mins: truck